Paul Pierce confirms pooping conspiracy with wheelchair confession

Paul Pierce confirms pooping conspiracy with wheelchair confession confirming one of the biggest conspiracies in the NBA world

For 11 years fans have wondered what really happened when Paul Pierce had to be wheeled out of the arena in game 1 of the NBA Finals in 2008. Pierce went up for a shot and landed awkwardly and had to be taken out on a wheelchair giving Boston fans nightmare about the series, but was back in a few short minutes to not only play the rest of the series but also win the Celtics a title and himself a Finals MVP award.

Fans for the last 11 years have been whispering that Pierce had an incident coming down on that shot (pun intended) and needed an immediate bathroom break to fix things. Before game 3 of the Warriors Raptors Finals today, when Pierce finally cleared the air on whether it was really an injury or was it a disguised bathroom break?

“I just had to go to the bathroom,” Pierce said, confirming one of the wildest theories in the NBA, live on ESPN.

Jalen Rose though kept up with the questions as if he had a bet going on with someone.

“Number 1 or number 2?” Rose asked.

Pierce thankfully did not think the world needed the details and didn’t respond.

Chauncey Billup also thought this was a matter that needed more questions.

“Why did you need a wheelchair?” asked good cop Chauncey.

“Something went down,” said Pierce.

“You were streaking?” asked Jalen Rose, who seems a bit too fascinated with this story to be honest.

Paul Pierce though refused to give more details.

Thank God for that sh-t.