Football fan creates hilarious thread on what if the Premier League managers had a normal job

7. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer (Man United)

Never had a job ever and lives in his mum’s basement playing video games.

Also runs a Man United fan channel like Mark Goldbridge moaning about how the club is run and saying he would do better.

6. Unai Emery (Arsenal)

Hotel manager in Benidorm. Presentation is perfect but customer service is shocking. Changes the menu every week. All his staff want to leave.

5. Chris Wilder (Sheffield United)

Runs a taxi firm. The finest in Yorkshire. Affordable with an excellent and efficient service. Not much banter though.

4. Pep Guardiola (Man City)

Maths lecturer. Absolute genius in his craft but is intolerant of his students.

Hates laughter. Struggles with normal human interaction. Sleeping on his mate’s sofa because his wife kicked him out.

3. Frank Lampard (Chelsea)

Works in the centre of London in insurance. Earns a f*** ton even though no one really knows what he does.

Still finds time to coach his sons u-11 team on a Saturday. Hero.

2. Brendan Rodgers (Leicester City)

A sales trainer and motivational speaker. Uses a lot of graphs and charts to make you go the extra yard. Improves performance by 150%. No one likes him.

1. Jurgen Klopp (Liverpool)

Head of HR at an energy company in Germany, promotes green energy, cycling to work and a healthy work life balance.

Often seen smashed on a Thursday with the interns but gets in on Friday’s feeling fresh.

Special mentions

Arsene Wenger

Multibillionaire after inventing the internet and the mobile phone an absolute pioneer that is now burdened with the society he helped create. Now owns his own fashion label.

Jose Mourinho

The President of Portugal. His supporters love him, his opponents hate him. Has the mastery of detail needed for government but the popular touch needed to win 4 straight elections. Could sort out Brexit in a week

Sir Alex Ferguson

Took charge of a small wine distillery and made it into the biggest and best manufacturers of wine in the world, beating off competition everywhere. Company has fallen apart since his retirement.

Truly hilarious stuff. Completely spot on.

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