“Searching for a blow job Charles Barkley rather gets a DUI”: Throwback to the one of the funniest police reports of all-time where the Sixers Hall of Famer got busted in 2008

Charles Barkley never leaves an opportunity to entertain or get entertained even if he’s dealing with Police Officers.

Charles Barkley is one heck of a human being who was once one of the best basketball players in the world and now he is one of the most entertaining television personalities.

A member of NBA on TNT’s Inside the NBA, Chuck always has tough competition for him – whether it be Shaquille O’Neal, on the sets now, or the likes of Michael Jordan during his playing days.

Competing with the best always brought the best out of Charles. He never found it tough to get going, and so he was one of the highest-earning players. Even after retirement, he has made a fortune in the television business.

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Spending that fortune like nobody else, Chuckster sometimes used to find himself in the middle of controversies while he was playing, and even a long time after he retired from the league.

In what might be one of the funniest police reports of 2008, Charles Barkley was once busted in Arizona early morning for DUI.

In search of a blow job Charles Barkley got a DUI

As soon he was caught, Barkley told cops he ran a stop sign because he was rushing to “get some oral sex”. According to the officer who wrote the report,

“He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

— TMZ (@TMZ) December 31, 2008

The officer continued: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did, he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

The 1993 MVP certainly wouldn’t stop at that. The report further states when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees,
“I’ll tattoo my name on your a**” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.”

Realising that he phrased it all wrong, he corrected himself while laughing. According to the report,

“He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my a**’ and then laughed again.”

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Barkley is undoubtedly one of the most entertaining basketball players and television personalities of all time. Fan of the game or not, his larger-than-life personality gets everyone. It would be difficult and maybe impossible for TNT to find a replacement for Chuck when he decides to call it a day.

About the author

Akash Murty

An Electrical and Electronics Engineer by degree, Akash Murty is an NBA Editor at The SportsRush. Previously a Software Engineer, Murty couldn’t keep himself away from sports, and his knack for writing and putting his opinion forward brought him to the TSR. A big Soccer enthusiast, his interest in basketball developed late, as he got access to a hoop for the first time at 17. Following this, he started watching basketball at the 2012 Olympics, which transitioned to NBA, and he became a fan of the game as he watched LeBron James dominate the league. Him being an avid learner of the game and ritually following the league for around a decade, he now writes articles ranging from throwbacks, and live game reports, to gossip. LA Lakers are his favourite basketball team, while Chelsea has his heart in football. He also likes travelling, reading fiction, and sometimes cooking.

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