“Jae Crowder really got caught sliding like that into her DMs”: Instagram model reveals Suns star’s thirsty texts on social media

Phoenix Suns star gets caught in 4k trying to slide into someone’s DMs and almost hilariously being rejected

 

We feel for Jae Crowder sometimes. This man is losing on AND off the court.

After losing his second consecutive NBA finals, the Suns star could understandably be in his feelings right now. And with the man having broken up with his once wife Dana Lambert, and reportedly having no partner right now, it seems that he only saw one option available to him.

Sliding into a person’s DMs can either look like an art form, or honestly the sleaziest thing on the planet. It all depends on the execution. And well, let’s just say, Crowder’s slide wasn’t exactly as smooth as he would have wanted it to be. In fact, this was more of a crash and burn type deal.

Let’s get into it.

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Jae Crowder brutally gets rejected after trying to shoot his shot on Instagram

On the court, we have to say Crowder is a pretty good shooter. In fact, we consider him as one of the best 3-and-D role players in the game today. Off the court though, his form might need some work.

What are we talking about? Well, take a look at the tweet below.

Jae Crowder going out sad 😭 pic.twitter.com/KJfqVp6Ost

— The Hurry Up 🎡 (@thehurryupnba) August 18, 2021

At the end of the day, it’s just a guy shooting his shot. Let’s be honest, we’ve all been down bad at some point.

Still, it’s almost like you can see the star’s nervousness through his texts, which just won’t work. If you’re trying to slide into someone’s DMs, you might as well be confident. For the flashers reading this though, NO WE DON’T MEAN THAT KIND OF CONFIDENT.

Overall, however, we hope the Suns star finds someone. The pandemic can be a bit lonely at times. And especially with the star being in the offseason now, we hope to see someone make him happy during his time off.

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