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“It’s F*cking Stupid”: Jason Kelce’s Hilarious Rant Against Tight End Day & Other ‘Bullsh*t, Made Up’ Holidays

Sneha Singh
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Former Philadelphia Eagle Jason Kelce reacts before the game between the Philadelphia Phillies and Atlanta Braves at Citizens Bank Park.

Every sunrise brings an array of quirky, lesser-known holidays or special days that most people around the world aren’t even aware of. Keeping track of them can be downright confusing. It turns out that Jason Kelce is fed up with this trend too, even when it comes to National Tight End Day, which celebrates his younger brother Travis.

In a throwback episode of the Kelce brothers’ New Heights podcast, Jason engaged in a hilarious banter with Travis about why these so-called holidays or special days don’t make sense. He initially posed the question of who decided that it should be National Tight End Day (on Oct 27), to which the Chiefs star had a prompt answer.

“I’m pretty sure Kittle, the entire Kittle family,” said Travis, referencing the San Francisco 49ers’ TE George Kittle. He continued humorously, “It started off in October, and now I think it’s whenever me and George play.”

Despite Travis’ witty explanation, Jason wasn’t convinced and declared, “I’m not gonna lie, I do not do any of the days.”

He went on to rant about how he doesn’t care about any National Day “unless it’s a holiday“! Explaining his woes with this trend, the former center remarked:

“You don’t just get to make Cheese Steak Day. Hey, it’s Wednesday Cornhole Day. Like, what are we talking about here?”

He further expressed his frustrations about how everything has a unique day attached to its name and he “can’t keep track of all this.” Travis had a comeback to his brother’s stance and countered that it’s the way every holiday in the USA began, and gave the example of Father’s Day.

But Jason wasn’t swayed and remarked that there’s a difference between a national holiday and a “made-up” day. HE explained that he is all for Martin Luther King Day as it celebrates the birthday of “the greatest civil rights leader” and The Fourth of July, which marks America’s Independence Day.

However, he is not down for a hypothetical National Puppy Day; he refuses to participate!

“Everybody’s just making up holidays and days,  and like, hey, it’s National Puppy Day. Post your picture of your favorite puppy. F**k off, I ain’t participating in any of that f**king day. It’s f**king stupid. I’m not participating in some bulls**t.”

This, however, wasn’t the first time the former Eagles center made his frustrations about the culture clear.

Jason Kelce would boycott National Center Day

Last year, the Kelce brothers once again discussed the hilarious holidays that exist on ‘New Heights,’ and this time, the issue at hand was October 22nd. Jason didn’t just stop at National Tight End Day; instead, he jumped down the rabbit hole of other occasions the date marks.

Jason shared, “If we’re going down this rabbit hole, October 22nd is also National Nut Day.” Travis was evidently entertained by the information and had a quip to go along with it, “I was going f**cking nuts on Sunday how bout that?”

As the conversation progressed, Jason informed his brother that it was also National Caps Lock Day on 22nd Oct, to which the Chiefs star replied with another word-play remark, “I was running all caps on national tight end day.”

Jason continued the list by pointing out how it’s also National Anna Day, which celebrates people with the name Anna. Even Travis didn’t like this special day, declaring, “No that’s a birthday, you can’t do that.”

The former center finally exclaimed, “Where does it stop? Where does this entire nonsense stop Travis?” To which his brother simply asked if Jason wanted a National Center Day or a National Jason Day. But the older Kelce wasn’t baited and declared that he would “boycott” it if such a day ever came into existence!

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Sneha Singh

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Sneha Singh is an NFL journalist for The SportsRush. She is currently pursuing engineering, but her passion for writing and love for American football led her to join The SportsRush in 2024. With prior experience at various media outlets across genres, Sneha has been following the sport for the past three years. What started from coffee table banter with her friends arguing for their favorite teams, soon developed into a deep-rooted love for the sport. Before she knew it, Sneha was passionately following the offseason, tracking trades, draft prospects, and heartbreaking retirements. The two teams she holds closest to her heart are the Philadelphia Eagles and the San Francisco 49ers. The last two years have been quite eventful for Sneha, as both of her favorite teams made it to the Super Bowl in consecutive seasons. However, her first live game ended in heartbreak when the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the Eagles on the grandest stage. The disappointment carried into the following year when the Chiefs beat the 49ers. Even Jason Kelce announced his retirement, which she wasn't thrilled about, but she appreciates that he's still connected to the league in various ways. When it comes to covering a story, it's not just the on-field action that excites Sneha but also the behind-the-scenes strategies, stories, and business dealings. She currently has over 400 articles to her name. Outside the NFL, Sneha finds solace in fiction. Whether it's books, films, anime, or video games, as long as there is a good story with creative expression, she's there for it. On the flip side, Sneha also likes to code and is an avid ML developer. What little time is left when she is not writing, consuming, or coding, Sneha likes to play the guitar.

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