“Watch Zion Williamson play high school basketball, if you need a palette cleanse from police brutality videos”: When comedian Ted Alexandro hilariously described NOLA’s youngster’s Spartanburg Days

In one of his comedy sets, Ted Alexandro spoke about Zion Williamson and joked how the Pels’ forwards high school highlights are like a “White Lives Don’t Matter Video”. Even though Zion Williamson hasn’t played basketball all season long, one…

”Zion Williamson, if it tastes good, spit it out”: Charles Barkley jokingly gives a diet plan to the NOLA youngster amid his weight issues

As Zion Williamson reportedly weighs north of the 330-pound mark, analyst Charles Barkley has a hilarious yet honest diet plan for the Pelicans youngster. Being a Zion Williamson fan is a hard time now. After visibly gaining weight this offseason, the youngster…

“At this point, Zion Williamson is doing everything he can to avoid the Pelicans”: NBA Twitter trolls the NOLA youngster for continuing his foot rehab away from the team

David Griffin recently announced that Zion Williamson would continue his rehab away from the team, but will be under NOLA’s medical staff supervision. 38 games into the New Orleans Pelicans’ 2021-2022 campaign, and Zion Williamson remains sidelined with his foot…

“Zion Williamson should get off the PlayStation and hit the gym”: NBA Twitter continues to troll the Pels star amid weight issues as he stars in a video playing NBA 2K22

Being sidelined with injuries, Zion Williamson recently starred in a Bleacher Report video where he played with his “My Player” on NBA 2K22. Being a Zion Williamson fan is a hard time now. After visibly gaining weight this offseason, the…

“Zion Williamson has played 3 times as many games as Joel Embiid did in his first 3 years”: Stan Van Gundy attempts to pacify New Orleans Pelicans fans as their all-star’s return is further delayed

Zion Williamson is set to miss another month due to the foot injury but New Orleans Pelicans fans are getting impatient. Ex-head coach Stan Van Gundy compares it to the Joel Embiid situation to bring some relief.  New Orleans Pelicans…

“Zion Williamson skipped rehab workouts, fell asleep during film sessions”: Pelicans beat writer levels serious allegations at 2019 #1 draft pick after Zion’s return timetable is delayed

2019 NBA #1 pick Zion Williamson is being accused of not taking his injury recovery seriously by a Pelicans beat writer. The Zion Williamson fitness saga is one of NBA Reddit and NBA Twitter’s most-discussed storylines of the year. Zion…

“I’m told he still likes to eat whole pizzas washed down with high-sugar soft drinks”: Skip Bayless reveals the shocking diet of Zion Williamson

Veteran NBA analyst Skip Bayless reveals Zion Williamson’s eating habits, in light of the latter suffering a setback in his rehab from a foot injury. Zion Williamson has been making the headlines for all the wrong reasons recently. The Pelicans…

“Is Zion Williamson going the Greg Oden way?”: NBA Twitter laments as Pelicans star’s injury recovery takes a turn for the worse

Zion Williamson has suffered a relapse in his bone spur recovery. NBA Twitter can’t help but bring up some Greg Oden comparisons for the All-Star. It seems that the New Orleans Pelicans are destined to forever be rooted in mediocrity.…

“How has Zion Williamson managed to add even more weight?!”: NBA Twitter left startled as multiple sources reveal the Pels star now weighs 330 pounds

On his recent appearance on “The Lowe Post”, ESPN’s Tim MacMohan revealed that Zion Williamson now weighed around 330 pounds. This past summer, Zion Williamson was the butt of all jokes after a photo of him looking overweight had gone…

“Zion Williamson out here looking like Mount Zion”: NBA Twitter reacts after the Pelicans star makes a courtside appearance looking more swole than ever

Zion Williamson’s weight was much talked about during the off-season – A lot of the banter now has turned into worry Zion Williamson looks nothing like when he first entered the league in 2019. The 2019 No.1 draft pick looks…